Toys For Tw*ts
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I was excited to take a peak at it today. Nothing like a big picture of Santa on a country store catalog to stir up a little holiday spirit. Cozy nightgowns,cakes, candies, toys, and wait....what's this.....oh my.... an intimate massager in several different styles including discrete delight and dual pleasure?! Imagine my shock and surprise when I came across (no pun intended) that little jewel when all I wanted was some maple syrup. And to think I was going to let my Mother borrow this catalog. Well, she can't have it now. It's mine.
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as far as the "special" toys...well, lets just say...WOOHOO!
They even have a picture of a very well behaved model holding it to her cheek... :)
You can thank me later.
Hi Rita! Thanks for stopping by. That is funny. I love the names they have for these products. Facial massager - classic.
Chewy I am not making this up. I didn't see any corn themed toys or games but I think that is a great idea! That's funny.
Hey Allison - They did have a disclaimer on the page explaining why they were selling the products. Well, good for them for sticking to their guns.
LMAO Solo. Thanks for the link.