Time For Bed
If you want some hot milk and you think I'm worthy
go ahead and grab jammies.
If you're really sleepy just reach out and call me,
'cause you dig my cute lambie.
Side Note: My "lambie" is my eye mask, just in case you were wondering.
The Ring, Part 2
Up until last night, I thought I had tried everything. Dishwashing soap, dental floss, olive oil, two different kinds of hand lotion, ice, and Windex. I was just about to give up. However, my friends McMeaty and McCheesy were not. First came the WD-40 and lots of tugging. Standing over the kitchen sink, McMeaty gave it his all. Unfortunately the WD-40 not only lubed up my finger but his entire hand as well. No go there. Next came the dental floss. But the hand cream I had put on after the WD-40 only made the floss slip right off my finger without moving the ring. At this point, I had been sitting on the couch with my arm elevated for about ten minutes or so. This made the swelling go down quite a bit (thank you Chewy ). McMeaty was confident between the hand lotion and the reduction in swelling that another few pulls and twists would work. I sat on the couch, arm still elevated, while he patiently moved the ring up to my knuckle. Then wth a few more twists, turns, and tugging, the rin
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Now if everyone would follow along and sing-along... Ready? 1 - 2 - 3.... Sing!
Down right sexy, don't you think Amy?
Ha! Sorry about that Solo!
Hey A - I can't wear nightgowns. I get all twisted up, potentially leading to tripping and falling on my way to the bathroom.
Thanks OC - Being a lesbian, it's a positive thing that flannel is a good look for me.
Blondie - I was impressed you can spell Eor. I can't.
Lori the eye thing rocks. I highly recommend it.
Thanks Rubye Jean. Glad I didn't scare you away.
I think I need some Sock Monkey attire H. Maybe a Sock Monkey eye mask.
LOL Chewy! It would be even worse if I stared to 'bahhh' in my sleep.
Downright sexy McMeaty. Next stop, Magic Lantern.