Time For Bed
If you want some hot milk and you think I'm worthy
go ahead and grab jammies.
If you're really sleepy just reach out and call me,
'cause you dig my cute lambie.
Side Note: My "lambie" is my eye mask, just in case you were wondering.
Now Boarding Rows 1 Through 10. Is There Room For Your Carry On?
Here's an interesting texting typo I created last week: And if airline seats get any smaller, I can see this being an actual problem. Can you imagine? I'm sorry ma'am, but there is no way both of you can seat in one seat. You will have to purchase an additional ticket for "her". What would happen then? Would she want the window or middle seat? That's assuming she would even want to sit next to me. I mean, we are together 24/7 so she may want a little alone time, out in the open air, where she is free of any restraint. And what if she is chatty, flapping her lips the whole time? I'm not a big talker when I travel, preferring instead to bury my head in a magazine so I can take my mind off the flight and enjoy my Ativan. I imagine the conversation going as such: She: I hate that bike seat at spin class. You have no idea what it's like. Me: Spin class is only 50 minutes. You can handle it. I bought you padded shorts. Those weren't ...
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Now if everyone would follow along and sing-along... Ready? 1 - 2 - 3.... Sing!
Down right sexy, don't you think Amy?
Ha! Sorry about that Solo!
Hey A - I can't wear nightgowns. I get all twisted up, potentially leading to tripping and falling on my way to the bathroom.
Thanks OC - Being a lesbian, it's a positive thing that flannel is a good look for me.
Blondie - I was impressed you can spell Eor. I can't.
Lori the eye thing rocks. I highly recommend it.
Thanks Rubye Jean. Glad I didn't scare you away.
I think I need some Sock Monkey attire H. Maybe a Sock Monkey eye mask.
LOL Chewy! It would be even worse if I stared to 'bahhh' in my sleep.
Downright sexy McMeaty. Next stop, Magic Lantern.