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Embarrassing Work Moment # 94
I peed on my pants leg today at work. I'm a squatter. I know sitting on a public toilet will probably not bring me irreparable harm, but it just skeeves me to no end. Hovering can be tricky business however - one rogue stream as I had today and you've got yourself a pair of pee pee pants. Luckily this happened at the end of the day. It did prolong my day however, as I wanted to sit at my desk for a bit, hoping the spot would fade prior to my leaving the building. And, as it turns out, it was a particularly crowded day on the campus, with students moving in for the fall semester. Hopefully no one noticed as I quickly walked behind the buildings to the parking lot, glancing behind and down as I walked to make sure the offending spot was not standing out too much. Maybe I should keep a spare pair of pants in my office from now on.
The Ring, Part 2
Up until last night, I thought I had tried everything. Dishwashing soap, dental floss, olive oil, two different kinds of hand lotion, ice, and Windex. I was just about to give up. However, my friends McMeaty and McCheesy were not. First came the WD-40 and lots of tugging. Standing over the kitchen sink, McMeaty gave it his all. Unfortunately the WD-40 not only lubed up my finger but his entire hand as well. No go there. Next came the dental floss. But the hand cream I had put on after the WD-40 only made the floss slip right off my finger without moving the ring. At this point, I had been sitting on the couch with my arm elevated for about ten minutes or so. This made the swelling go down quite a bit (thank you Chewy ). McMeaty was confident between the hand lotion and the reduction in swelling that another few pulls and twists would work. I sat on the couch, arm still elevated, while he patiently moved the ring up to my knuckle. Then wth a few more twists, turns, and tugging, the rin
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Cute joke Cj!!!
More like... LAME-O (hee-hee)
Happy Pumpkin Day!
Hey Chewy - At least I didn't mention anything about crystal balls. Oh wait a minute, that was the fortune teller's husband.
Thanks Tina. Hope you get lots of treats today!
Thanks Lori! The girlz were getting ready for Halloween with their scary little neck dresses.
Thank you OC! If you were closer I would love to have you as a babysitter for the girlz.
LOL Rubye Jean - Going to be a good girl tonight. Nothing too crazy.
Glad you liked this Ms. Creek. It's a little goofy but the only Halloween joke I can remember.
Hey Lyn - Still waiting for a big bag of candy from the Great Pumpkin. Maybe the girlz scared him away.
Hi Dykewife - Happy Halloween!