Candy Girl

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Remember when you were in grammer school and you used to go around passing out Valentine's Day cards to your classmates? And those candies - the ones with the little sayings like "Be Mine", "Purr-fect", "Love You", "You're A Prick". Ahhh, the good 'ol days.

If you could only pass out a candy heart with one saying, what would that saying be?

I'm torn between "I Rarely Wear Underwear But When I Do, I Wear Granny Panties" (not sure if that would fit on one side of the candy however) and "With Enough Pinot Grigio, You're Pretty".

And you?

Comments

Laine said…
I have no words.

I'm still laughing about the Granny Panties...
February 13, 2012 at 10:07 PM
Taradharma said…
and with enough tequila, you're fookin' GORGEOUS!!!

Hmmm...what would my heart say? "Lick me slowly." Can I say that? Can you publish that? It's kinda like "bite me," sorta.

Happy Valentine's Day!
February 13, 2012 at 11:02 PM
The Bipolar Diva said…
mine would say, "thanks, but just give me my laptop and I'll be happy."
February 14, 2012 at 2:16 AM
Anonymous said…
No words, just a spiral.
February 14, 2012 at 9:35 AM
CIW said…
seriously. I am so happy to see you have an update, especially when I am crabby!!!!

That would be a big ass heart.
February 14, 2012 at 3:39 PM
McMeaty said…
"I know how to cook" That one line has been working very well for me.
February 15, 2012 at 7:04 AM
Dawna said…
I'd put movie quotes on my hearts:

1. Rosebud
2. Ditto
3. My Precious
4. Sssmokin!
5. We'll always have Paris
6. Resistance is futile
7. Yippee-ki-yay, mf
8. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
9. Have fun storming the castle
10. Those who are tardy will not get fruit cup

Can you name them?
February 20, 2012 at 7:40 PM
Martini Cartwheels said…
I only were those on my bloated days Laine :)

Tara - Absolutely. Not only can you say things like that, it is encouraged.

Can I borrow that line Diva?

Ahh Chewy. Yes - that would be perfect!

CIW - I hope this post helped dissipate the crabby!

You won me over a long time ago McMeaty with that line. McCheesy is a luck woman. And not just because of the cooking!

Dawna - I love it! But it's hard! I may have to repost this as a contest!
February 20, 2012 at 8:09 PM
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