Pumpkin this and pumpkin that,
Fall is here and I feel fat.
Cider donuts, apple pies,
Adding inches to my thighs.
Football snacks and mugs of beer,
Up a size oh dear, oh dear.
It's time to stop, it's time to quit,
I think I felt my pants just split.
Yeah Fall!!!!!!
2 comments:
Oh yeah.
Why is it SO hard to stop
the eating frenzies???
I am getting too BIG!
Ack! Great poem! I'd better not gain weight this fall -- I just lost some more and am feeling fantastic. Of course it was stress that did it, but hey, I'm not complaining.
I am going to indulge in lots of hot tea and cinnamon rice cakes or something ridiculous like that. Oh, and veg soup that really fills me up! (I know, disgusting, huh?)
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