Irene: Have you seen Sonny Bono lately on the TV?
Me: No. Sonny Bono?
[Irene with puzzled look]
Me: You mean Chaz Bono?
Irene: Oh yes, Chaz. Who was Sonny? His father?
Irene: Imagine all he has been through to change his body.
Me: Yeah, quite a bit.
Irene: How do you make a penis?
I didn't answer. I mean, if I told her (2 cups flour, pinch of salt, 1/2 cup of beer, and 2 eggs) she wouldn't remember anyway.
**For those of you new to my Irene posts, Irene is my 86 year old Mother. She is currently residing in a nursing home, much to her to chagrin.