My Drawers Are Buzzing
Why is my cell phone in the toothpaste drawer? And why is the toothpaste on the counter?
Must have been a fun night. Somebody please tell me I didn't do karaoke.
A cheeseburger, chocolate shake, and fries at 11:00pm? That PuPu Platter for 3 must not have filled me up.
The diet starts today. Right after I finish up those leftover crab rangoons.