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Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Irene Quote Of The Day Tuesday June 8, 2010
I was visiting with my mother Irene this evening and she was trying to give me suggestions on what to have for supper. Two months ago she was telling my rear was big. Tonight she thinks I'm skinny. Go figure. Anyway, at some point during the conversation she asks me - here comes the quote - "Are you still eating Marie Osmond?"
I'm thinking "Marie Osmond? She doesn't do that sort of thing. She's a Mormon."
And then I realize Irene is talking about NutriSytem. Which, by the way, I am still on. But now I am supplementing it with M&M's and chips. Because I'm hungry damn it.