Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Irene Quote Of The Day Tuesday June 8, 2010

I was visiting with my mother Irene this evening and she was trying to give me suggestions on what to have for supper. Two months ago she was telling my rear was big. Tonight she thinks I'm skinny. Go figure. Anyway, at some point during the conversation she asks me - here comes the quote - "Are you still eating Marie Osmond?"

I'm thinking "Marie Osmond? She doesn't do that sort of thing. She's a Mormon."

And then I realize Irene is talking about NutriSytem. Which, by the way, I am still on. But now I am supplementing it with M&M's and chips. Because I'm hungry damn it.

6 comments:

TaraDharma said...

okay, but ARE you still eating Marie? She wouldn't be the first mormon to swing the other way....

Solo Homo said...

I'm trying to picture Marie screaming your name....

CJ said...

Ha! LOL Tara and Solo. To answer Tara's question - well, I did have front row seats for Donny and Marie was I was in Vegas last month. But I never did make it back stage. And Solo, I'm not sure I can get that visual out of my head - me, Marie, and a couple of NutriSystem flat bread pizzas - oh my.

Mon said...

OMG....so very Irene....just go right on and keep eating Marie Osmond...I hear it's good for you! Oh the thoughts going through my head!

chewy said...

I think an Irene Quote of the Day Calendar is in order... you know, like those Far Side Comic ones my Dad gets every Christmas. Except Irene's will be funnier.

Jude said...

I think you could write a book.