I'm the designated driver. So no drinking means no dancing. Because everyone knows you dance so much better after 2 drinks. Arms flailing about, hips gyrating, bum shaking - you can not do that on soda water and cranberry juice.
I could go for a little snack. Too bad they don't have one of those machines with the rollers that move and cook 7 hotdogs concurrently. Nothing like a freshly cooked weiner that's been spinning in a bar for a month or two. Did I spell weiner correctly? No spell check on this app unfortunately. And no hotdogs.
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Location:A Bar Somewhere In Kielbasaville