Things today that made me feel old:
- I received a text at 6:30pm for an invite over to some friend's house for martinis and a bonfire. I said no - I still had to take a shower and by then it would be too late.
- When I attempted to shave my armpits, I couldn't see them. They live too close to my face and can't be moved forward and backward like a menu.
- I worked in the yard all afternoon. And now I need a case of IcyHot.
- I opened a bottle of red wine instead of a beer.
- I'm really looking forward to going to bed.