Nothing Could Be Finer...
Banana walnut pancakes, chocolate chip waffles, and pies,
Oh boy do my jeans feel tight on my thighs.
Triple decker clubs, eggs benedict, and chili cheese fries,
If my ass gets any wider I'll need a much bigger size.
What is your favorite diner food? I like to go for the breakfast master mix - 2 pancakes, 2 eggs, 2 pieces of sausage, cinnamon toast, and cranberry juice. Unless it is 1:30 AM, then I go for the Eggs Benedict. I love diners. The RT 9 Diner in Hadley, Massachusetts is my favorite. And it's open 24/7, just like my appetite. Perfect.