Your Diaper Smells Like Chocolate
Showers, as in bridal and baby, are not my thing. There are only so many "ooohs" and "ahhhs" I can fake at one time. (Keep your minds out of the gutter people).
Anyway, I know someone who recently went to a baby shower at which "games" were played. The only game I want to play at a shower is how many free Bloody Marys can I drink before they close up the bar.
One of the games played at this event, and I swear I am not making this up, involved passing around a disposable diaper that was soiled with various kinds of chocolate bars. The object of the game was to guess the brands of the bars present in the mix.
I would rather poke hot sticks in my eyes than go to a shower so maybe I should not be judgemental. But does anyone else find this strange? Has anyone heard of or played this game?
And, if it is just me, do you think I should I adopt a form of this game to be played at The Wet Spot* this summer?
*The Wet Spot, also known as the pool in my backyard, is now taking applications for photographers, pool girls, and lifeguards. Applicants should be female and comfortable with clothing optional environments, meat products, and alcohol. In exchange for services rendered, team members get free use of the pool and all the frozen margaritas they can drink.
Anyway, I know someone who recently went to a baby shower at which "games" were played. The only game I want to play at a shower is how many free Bloody Marys can I drink before they close up the bar.
One of the games played at this event, and I swear I am not making this up, involved passing around a disposable diaper that was soiled with various kinds of chocolate bars. The object of the game was to guess the brands of the bars present in the mix.
I would rather poke hot sticks in my eyes than go to a shower so maybe I should not be judgemental. But does anyone else find this strange? Has anyone heard of or played this game?
And, if it is just me, do you think I should I adopt a form of this game to be played at The Wet Spot* this summer?
*The Wet Spot, also known as the pool in my backyard, is now taking applications for photographers, pool girls, and lifeguards. Applicants should be female and comfortable with clothing optional environments, meat products, and alcohol. In exchange for services rendered, team members get free use of the pool and all the frozen margaritas they can drink.
Comments
OK..more than you wanted to know I'm sure...
I think they might have done that at one of my baby showers but I've been subjected to it many times.
that said, i'm curious how you might adapt it for the wet spot...
And sign Billy and I up for pool duty! We love the wet spot and plan on being there as much as possible this summer. We'll keep the new "beer fridge" stocked for sure! And Billy will do tricks off the diving board! :)
Love,
H&B
Great blog as always!
I can't believe so many of you have played this game. I thought is was just the most bizarre thing I had every heard of.
What a big waste of good chocolate.
I like to think I don't know anyone who would actually ever suggest that game.
That said, I'm sure I will witness it at some point.
A thousand times ewww.