Thank you very much for letting me stay at your house last night. It was so nice to spend time with you and the boys. Your friendship is something Blondie and I treasure.
When did you start collecting Kama Sutra bears? Lions and tigers and bears with erections, oh my.
Oh I can hear you now. "CJ those are his arms!" Ummm Stiffy....I don't know any member of the animal kingdom that has arms originating from the crotch area.
Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. Sort of.