Friday, January 27, 2012

Does A Bear Sit In Stiffy's Bathroom?

Dear Stiffy,

Thank you very much for letting me stay at your house last night. It was so nice to spend time with you and the boys. Your friendship is something Blondie and I treasure.

When did you start collecting Kama Sutra bears? Lions and tigers and bears with erections, oh my.

Oh I can hear you now. "CJ those are his arms!" Ummm Stiffy....I don't know any member of the animal kingdom that has arms originating from the crotch area.

Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. Sort of.




4 comments:

Taradharma said...

Stiffy is one sick bitch. wink wink.

Laine said...

Have you ever taken a Rorshach test? Would be quite interesting.

CJ said...

I know Tara. I'm glad she has me to keep her in line :)

I'm not so sure that would be a good idea Laine. Oh what the hell, maybe there is an online version of the test I could take. But I think all I will see are paczkis.

Laine said...

Ceej, Ceej, Ceej.....you're hopeless but eternally hysterically funnier-n-hell.

I may never comment here again.