Bowling Ball Portrait

Anyway, Irene wanted to know why this person was standing between two bowling balls. I asked her to look closely. She mentioned bowling balls for a second time.
After a few seconds she blurted out "Are those tits?!"
Yes Irene, those would be them.
*Irene is my 86 year old mother who resides (much to her chagrin) in a nursing home.
Comments
I love that your mom thought they were bowling balls! A-hahahahahaha!