Bowling Ball Portrait

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I was showing Irene* some pictures in my phone this evening when I came across this one. The face has been blurred to protect the innocent.

Anyway, Irene wanted to know why this person was standing between two bowling balls. I asked her to look closely. She mentioned bowling balls for a second time.

After a few seconds she blurted out "Are those tits?!"

Yes Irene, those would be them.


*Irene is my 86 year old mother who resides (much to her chagrin) in a nursing home.

Comments

Taradharma said…
you can't fool me, CJ.

I love that your mom thought they were bowling balls! A-hahahahahaha!
January 9, 2012 at 7:06 PM
Laine said…
Your face is obscured, but your NAME is on your shirt. Duh.
January 11, 2012 at 11:36 AM
Martini Cartwheels said…
What do you mean my shirt gives it away?
January 24, 2012 at 9:46 PM
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