I Will Break The Seal
Oops. Looks like that didn't work. Gosh darn it all. I'm tired, had a few beers, and all I really want to do is take these pills and hit the rack. What to do, what to do? Tweezers! Tweezers will work. I'll just make a nice little hole in the middle and pull from there.
Or maybe I'll just rip the shit out of this seal for giving me such a freaking hassle at bed time. A sealed lid, under which the pills hid, should not mess with this tired kid. Sleep tight!