Oh dear Lord.
So as a follow up to my last post, my mother now thinks people are talking about her saying that she is pregnant.
When my sister tried to explain that there is an age limit on these sort of things, my mother just looked at her suspiciously and said "oh really?"
My mother never smoked. My mother never drank. That apparently was a big mistake. According to a new study by Martini Cartwheels Research, those who have no vices are more likely to lose their minds in their senior years. Trust me. I'm as reliable as the FDA.