Sunday, July 26, 2015

Alcohol + FB = Trouble

So I may have had a few drinks and the casino in Connecticut last week and I may have posted something on Facebook that mentioned people that direct the smoke from their cigarette or cigar directly into your face are dicks. I also commented on a news article about requiring student driver vehicles to be clearly marked as such. My well thought out comment? "Stupid Idea."

FBI, also known as Facebooking While Intoxicated, is a very dangerous thing. How many times have you woken up, frantically searched for your phone, and signed into your account only to find your status reads "My ex's new girlfriend is a total bitch", "I want to hump my next door neighbor behind the shed",  "I'm quitting sniffing glue right after the weekend", or "Look at my great new kitten tattoo!"

Please people, let's be there for one another when friends are in the midst of committing an FBI. A quick text, a message on FB, or a phone call can save your friend hours or perhaps days and months of embarrassment. Let's hope anyone that reads this blog will not have to endure the repercussions of an FBI. But if you do, I promise to only laugh a little before pretending I have no idea who you are.










1 comment:

pawsingtospeak said...

Ok - haven't been blog hopping for a while... So, I'll comment in one spot...
1- spinning - I am afraid to try it. I'll stick to my bike on a path - that way no one is laughing but me. I just felt comfortable to increase the incline and tension on the elliptical - I think the spinning bike would set me over the edge...

2- anyone who is named Dick is just asking for those comments :)that one made me chuckle.

3 - WTH is that green powder? I think I would rather drink the weeds and broccoli...

4 - Don't drink and post - nuf said...

With all that spinning and power drinks you will live to be 120!