Monday, May 25, 2015

Things To Think About On Your Drive To Work


Thoughts that run through my head during my very long commute to work.

  • I really shouldn't have bought that coffee at the start of my commute.
  • How much pee does a medium size Dunkin' Donuts cup hold and can anyone see me if I crouch down in the back seat? Would I get my pants leg wet?
  • Shit. I forgot to put on deodorant. I think.
  • Why is that asshole driving so fast?
  • Why is that asshole driving so slow?
  • If I throw this fingernail out the window, will people think I 'm littering?
  • Are low fat muffins really low fat? 
  • What can I blow my nose in?
  • Every story on CNN is breaking news.
  • I should have worn thinner socks today.
  • Is it possible to get a sunburn through a car window? 
  • What the hell was that before it got run over by a semi? People in other parts of the country would eat that.
  • Did I just pass a state trooper? Or as we say here, a "Statie". Also known as a "Troopah". 

4 comments:

pawsingtospeak said...

My commute is only 3 miles. When I pass high school kids waking into school though, I have many thoughts running through my head... Mostly about clothing choices...

Sorry to hear about your Mom.

Donna Massanti said...

Oh CJ!!! I feel your pain and have been there myself! Home office day tomorrow???

Martini Cartwheels said...

Thank you pawsing.

Yes, the clothing choices are something that riddles my brain. But then again, I wear socks and crocks.

Martini Cartwheels said...

Every day should be a home office day Donna!