Party Port-A-Potty

You never buy beer. You just rent it. And when you are at a summer party complete with great food, awesome bands, and port-a-potties, you just know a situation will materialize worthy of a blog post.

Two beers and one sweat tea in it was time. I couldn't ignore it any longer. So I trotted off to the portable toilet, opened the door, and stepped in. I prayed my thighs could hold prop me high and steady above the hole. Oh why, oh why did I look down into the sea of blue below the lid? Never, never do that.

I looked over to my right. What's that strange sink with the pink soap sitting in the middle of it? That's no sink! And why is it located so close to where I need to hover?! Yuck. What if I topple over and land face first into this thing?

I made it through the first round unscathed.  Round 2 came quickly, after just one more pint. Blondie headed off to the Leaning Tower of Peesa first and I hopped in line shortly after she shut the door.

Blondie was kind enough to wait until I finished my turn. Thank goodness I had a post potty spot checker. Her port-a-potty technique is apparently more effective then mine as she did not end up with a wet spot on the back of shorts.  Summer fun - cookouts, warm evenings, and pee pee shorts.


35jupe said…
LOL! Better your pee-pee than someone else's I say.
Taradharma said…
now, would that be your pee pee or someone else's that your shorts brushed up against? Ugh. I HATE those things, but I suppose it's better than a burst bladder.
Anonymous said…
i have to drink my beer "around" going in one of those - i just can't do it. it is a science i admit...

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