Why I Like Motorcyles Better Then Men
- Because a girl sitting on a bike is hotter than a girl sitting on a guy.
- Because even though my bike has nice pipes, I don't have to touch them.
- Because I can lock my bike in the garage when I am done with it for the day.
- Because the only rubber I am interested in is the one on my tires.
- Because I can ride for hours without my bike getting tired.