Thursday, April 11, 2019

But Can You Juggle?

Went for a check up last month and found out I'm an inch shorter than I used to be.

Bought new shoes last week and found out I'm half a size bigger than I thought.

Apparently my height is decreasing while my feet are elongating. At this rate I'll eventually be 4 feet tall with size 15 shoes. Add a red nose and a wig and I can spend my golden years as a circus clown.

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