I saw a commercial today for a prescription medication that treats the symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome. Among those symptoms - URGENT DIARRHEA.
Which begs the following question. Is there anything such as non-urgent diarrhea?
"Hey don't worry about me. I've got knee buckling stomach pain and burning flatulence from that street taco I just ate. But it's no problem because I have non-ugrent diarrhea. It can wait."
Non-urgent diarrhea is the distant cousin painless gum grafting. Not that I would know. I've had neither.